Bowser's New Car

Bowser's New Car is the eleventh episode of The Mario Show.

Scene 1
Bowser is seen driving home from a car dealership with a brand new Koopa Kar.

Bowser: Mmmm, that delicious new car smell. Ain't that nice.

Bowser turns on the radio and it's playing Vocal Warmups by the Dry Bones Choir.

Dry Bones Choir: (vocalizing in harmony for 4 minutes straight)

Bowser: Man, what kind of station is this?

Radio guy: And that was Vocal Warmups by the beloved Dry Bones Choir. You're listening to WCHR, where we don't just play music, we play music to make you better at singing. More vocal warmups after these commercials.

Bowser: Maaaan, I don't want to learn how to sing. I can sing just fine myself. I don't need a radio station telling me how to do something we all do. LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA!

Guy driving a car in an adjacent lane: Man, your singing sucks.

Bowser: Shut up. (drives faster into the distance)

Bowser changes the radio station to the news

News anchor: And in sports the Bland and Boring City Telepagoombas beat the Dynamic and Interesting Town Koopas in a game of baseball last night with a walk-off home run.

Bowser: Come again? ALL RIIIIIGHT!

News anchor: Here's an interesting statistic. 47% of people go to sleep before the end of a sporting event they're watching on TV or listening to on the radio. Also 35% of statistics are made up on the spot. In fact, we've just been making up all these numbers!

Bowser: Stupid untrustworthy news station.

News anchor: I heard that!